"Ok fine, be put crime scene photo's above the punch bowl." "It's called, theming."
1. Oh Dear - Carlton didn't solve the case!
2. So polite. And conceited.
3. I think Lassie is drunk.
"There had better be a massive pile-up, with burning bodies."
4. Travesty of Justice
"... instead of rotting in prison, busting rocks, and building the cross country railroad!"
"I am here to try and right this terrible wrong."
"Lassie your theory is ridiculiously far fetched. Why would someone pretend to be insane?" "So he doesn't have to go to prison."
5. oh the irony
"That's my daddy."
"He's the only one that can actually pass as mentally incompetent." "I'm taking that as a compliment."
6. This is shaping into a fantastic episode
"I have a keen understanding of the inside of mental hospital"
"This place is a fascist torture chamber. Where's Lisa. Where's Lisa.... it's from the movie"
7. smooth gus. so smooth.
"I too am a man of science. I'm a psychic. And a good one. So good it's stupid."
"Right idea, wrong choice of words."
8. Toldya he always gets the best jobs
"It's like the Weston for insane people."
"besides, it's Gus backwards."
9. That's a patient.
10. She scares me. They all scare me.
"Dude are you smelling me?"
"What am I, your orientation adviser?"
"He thinks they steal a persons soul."
11. I don't think the "orderly" can restrain anybody
"I'm a varinable cornucopia of high octane maladies. Such as obsessive successful disorder."
"Sean's full of it."
"Orderly, restrain the patient."
"I'm gonna keep doing this. I'm gonna keep running around in this until I get hungry."
"I think it's alpaca, maybe baby muskrat."
"He's got a weightness for crazy chicks."
12. I want fluffy mittens!
13. If anybody sees him talking to that plant, they'll commit him for life.
"It's like these sheets are woven from warm spring-time sunbeams."
"Insanity is no excuse for not picking up your towel."
"If I a dude kisses a crazy women who thinks she's a dude, is it the same thing as kissing a crazy dude?" "yes"
14. dun dun dun!!!
"... and a leather tooling class."
"This is worse than my nightmare. You actually like it here."
"I've taken great joy in watching you fail in the past. 63 times in fact."
"You can shove it in my face, and mush it around for months."
"I believe whole heartedly that you are insane. Cuckoo to the wind."
15. It's creepy that Gus likes the patient. creeeeepy.
16. He did NOT
"That didn't go like it did in your head did it?"
17. the brother!! duh.
"I was fired and immediately escorted off the property."
18. Frank.. ha. Frank.
19. CRAP. I knew this would happen.
"no no, he's fine. He's insane, maybe not. It's hard to tell."
"Dude, Frank is stacked."
"Much as I hate to say it, time to get Spencer out of the loony bin."
20. Her!? I told you she sacred me.
"My parents were hippies." "Evil hippies." "aren't they all?"
21. KNEW IT!
"This is your fault, This is your fault."
22. Double team!
"What are you telling me, that your a kiddy G fan?" "A little bit!"
"Yep, his name is Frank. A war-veteran. Good guy."
"There's no reason to thank me.... but now's the time to thank me."
1. Oh Dear - Carlton didn't solve the case!
2. So polite. And conceited.
3. I think Lassie is drunk.
"There had better be a massive pile-up, with burning bodies."
4. Travesty of Justice
"... instead of rotting in prison, busting rocks, and building the cross country railroad!"
"I am here to try and right this terrible wrong."
"Lassie your theory is ridiculiously far fetched. Why would someone pretend to be insane?" "So he doesn't have to go to prison."
5. oh the irony
"That's my daddy."
"He's the only one that can actually pass as mentally incompetent." "I'm taking that as a compliment."
6. This is shaping into a fantastic episode
"I have a keen understanding of the inside of mental hospital"
"This place is a fascist torture chamber. Where's Lisa. Where's Lisa.... it's from the movie"
7. smooth gus. so smooth.
"I too am a man of science. I'm a psychic. And a good one. So good it's stupid."
"Right idea, wrong choice of words."
8. Toldya he always gets the best jobs
"It's like the Weston for insane people."
"besides, it's Gus backwards."
9. That's a patient.
10. She scares me. They all scare me.
"Dude are you smelling me?"
"What am I, your orientation adviser?"
"He thinks they steal a persons soul."
11. I don't think the "orderly" can restrain anybody
"I'm a varinable cornucopia of high octane maladies. Such as obsessive successful disorder."
"Sean's full of it."
"Orderly, restrain the patient."
"I'm gonna keep doing this. I'm gonna keep running around in this until I get hungry."
"I think it's alpaca, maybe baby muskrat."
"He's got a weightness for crazy chicks."
12. I want fluffy mittens!
13. If anybody sees him talking to that plant, they'll commit him for life.
"It's like these sheets are woven from warm spring-time sunbeams."
"Insanity is no excuse for not picking up your towel."
"If I a dude kisses a crazy women who thinks she's a dude, is it the same thing as kissing a crazy dude?" "yes"
14. dun dun dun!!!
"... and a leather tooling class."
"This is worse than my nightmare. You actually like it here."
"I've taken great joy in watching you fail in the past. 63 times in fact."
"You can shove it in my face, and mush it around for months."
"I believe whole heartedly that you are insane. Cuckoo to the wind."
15. It's creepy that Gus likes the patient. creeeeepy.
16. He did NOT
"That didn't go like it did in your head did it?"
17. the brother!! duh.
"I was fired and immediately escorted off the property."
18. Frank.. ha. Frank.
19. CRAP. I knew this would happen.
"no no, he's fine. He's insane, maybe not. It's hard to tell."
"Dude, Frank is stacked."
"Much as I hate to say it, time to get Spencer out of the loony bin."
20. Her!? I told you she sacred me.
"My parents were hippies." "Evil hippies." "aren't they all?"
21. KNEW IT!
"This is your fault, This is your fault."
22. Double team!
"What are you telling me, that your a kiddy G fan?" "A little bit!"
"Yep, his name is Frank. A war-veteran. Good guy."
"There's no reason to thank me.... but now's the time to thank me."
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