You like?

You may have noticed the design change... and if you haven't maybe you should get your eyes checked. 

I've been looking for a change for a while and this seemed refreshing - so it will probably be here until I get tired of it and re-design everything!

But for now it stays, so what do you think?

xoxo

{Sean and the Real Girl}

This episode was a good one :)

GO WATCH IT!

1. Tod is NOT ok

"How desperate are you to make something out of nothing?"

"Pretty desperate."

"Punk my Mom. So you think you can think you can dance. Don't touch that, it's infected. These are the greatest shows of all time."

"I need to touch, see, feel... pitch."

"Man the Japenese ruin everything!"

2. THEY ARE GOING UNDERCOVER

"Dr. Sean Woolmack, and Burton Gooster!"

"I'm a heart surgeon, sometimes brain."

"I birthed this show! This came from my loins!"

3. This is going to be awkward

"I've been studying reality TV all my life."

"Yeah kids bug me, I find them disgusting, they have sticky fingers, and high pitched voices."

"If I don't get a heart necklace because of that dude, I'm unleashing the guns. Venorico and Paypay, BOOM BOOM"

"I think I might love her. Or something."

4. Suspecto Numero uno. NEWSFLASH: YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH

"Don't worry Sean, the jackle is here."

"Jackle down! Jackle down! Are you ok Jackle?"

5. PLEASE do that face again

"You kiss her you die."

"Duly noted."

"Think about it! Don't do it! Think about it!"

6. That guy is super weird and he just smashed a bowl into his head.

7. It's the half naked dude!

8. Ok just kidding I changed my mind, it's the other dude.

"sidenote: Human love isn't found on TV."

"YOUR BACK IS GONNA STICK TO THE LEATHER SEATS OF THAT LUXURY SEDAN!"

9. That was cold Jules.

"This is a taco, burrito conversation. Natcho's."

10. This is a cut-in problem

"Oh man you don't know WHAT stupid is!"

"I apologize for Gus's behavior, it's juvenile and not at all attractive."

"I will punch you Sean."

"I was busy saving Danny's life."

11. I can't believe Gus pulled the kid line. Oh my gosh, you are not allowed to cry!

"If someone removed footage, where would it go?"

"Outerspace I believe."

"Sean, I don't know about you! But the last time I checked, I wasn't faster than a plane!!"

12. Sean doesn't know how to speak.

"We're bachelors, it doesn't mean we're living alone!"

13. JULES YOU DID NOT DO THAT! not ok.

Remember that time when I wasn't here so you thought I died?

The purpose of this post is to tell you I am not dead! I am still around! Don't worry, I'm coming back! 

However it may be a few weeks because of ACT and AP tests. After these are over I can have a life again, wish me luck!

xoxo

Monday Mornings

Hello sequins and sparkle, I've missed you.

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ps - click on the links to find DIYs and even more sparkle and shine!

This is why I have no life.

TV is an addiction. I swear, someday I'm gonna wake up on the couch and realize I'm an old fat person who has nothing to do in life but watch TV, while my cats roam around and poo on my things that are piled to the ceiling, because I'll also be a hoarder.

Or something like that.

But seriously guys, I'm addicted. It's bad. 

Here are the shows I'm watching, don't watch if you ever want to have a life.

White Collar is the literal worst. Every time I watch it I basically end up miserable because it's a beautiful show and sad things happen a lot. Plus Niel Caffrey is tooo gorgeous to be real. I mean, can you SEE his blue eyes? (cue angel singing)

psych. I mean, we already know I'm crazily obsessed with Sean and Gus. So I feel like I don't need to expand on this. Except for one thing, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease watch it. Please please please. 

Ok so basically anything from USA network is amazing and you must watch it to fufill your life. Royal Pains is not like other medical shows: 1) they always look cute/handsome 2) They live in a freakin mansion 3) that rhymed. awesome. 4) It's based a lot on family, Evan and Hank are brothers who are in business together 5) They live in the Hamptons 6) They cater to rich people, who are really funny and cool

So watch it.

Bones is one of those shows that's really disgusting, but you watch it anyways because you love the characters. Honest to goodness, I wish I knew these people in real life.

This show makes me laugh out loud every 5 minutes. The recent episodes have been a little too scandalous for me, but the first couple of episodes were downright hilarious - so I'm hoping for the best.

Also, who DOESN'T love Zooey Deschanel?

I'm not gonna lie, Mormons who watch this show literally die. There are tooo many gospel connections to be made, but don't worry if you're not mormon. Only a mormon would make these connections - and believe me some of these are far fetched. Plus it's a story about fairy tales, and who doesn't love fairy tales?

I love this show because the main two characters, Castle and Beckett are meant for each other. And I'm just WAITING for it to happen. Also, it's impossibly funny and incredibly thrilling.

I watch these partly because it's MIND BLOWING, but mainly because she always has the craziest shoes. Also, she's cheeky and I like it.

I love this show. Don't judge. I just do.

I love this show because it is amazing. Mary (above) is always sarcastic, and Marshall (her partner) is the kind of person who would make a good dog.

You would probably only like this if you're into historical fiction, which I am. I'm drooling over this series, it's fabulous! 

xoxo

ps - what shows are you addicted to?

{Heeeeere's Lassie}

Ok here's the problem: I don't get USA network on my tv (boooo!)

And Hulu doesn't post episodes the week after they happen. More like a month after they happen (double boooo!)

So I've been deprived of basically my favorite thing in the world: Psych.

Don't worry, I'm working on it.

"You remember when I spent all that dough on the weekend retreat?"

"It was my dough of course I remember!"

"Most secure place ever.... a thunder cat."

1. Oh that would happen

"Hey Carlton... Ok I'm at the PSYCH office I'll be there in 10 minutes.... Well I think they're gonna follow me no matter what."

"Kept a tidy living space, I accept that."

2. What is wrong with his face?

"The hanging dude, hung himself."

"That doesn't really strike me as a billable observation."

3. Ew he's going to buy the dead guys house.

"I have just bought a new condo of myself and my girlfriend Marlo, who's getting out of prison in 3 weeks."

"Back-braces are recommended not required."

4. Prediction: Spencer's going to propose

"Cosy, but with a heavy dose of man. I like it."

"Oh! Get OUT of this condo!"

5. I love her. She's perfect. 

"You're kinda super awesome."

"Thanks for noticing."

6. Holy crap the place is haunted! I'm scared!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

"Dead hookers."

"Robot cockroaches?"

7. I LOVE GUS'S FACE. And not just now, but aaalll the time.

"If anyone inquires, you're here for a sleepover."

"I feel a whole lot better having a big strong man on the beat."

"who you gonna call?"

8. GHOST BUSTERS

"It's a hallway not a nightclub! Jerks!"

"Yes!? Can we" "help you?"

Together: "Good day."

"That'll be a thousand dollars."

"I think this a case of your imagination getting the best of you. It happens to be and Gus every 7 days."

9. Muttering to each other in a way that is not understandable. solid.

"Gus, gimme your face."

"Get it girl get it."

10. OK THAT GIRL IS CREEPY

11. New prediction, it's his girlfriend

12. Uh, where'd she go? WHY DOES HE HAVE A WEIRDY BEARDY?

"Why did you send us a 9-11 test when we were upstairs?"

"It was a 7-11 test"

"that might be the most pragmatic idea you've ever had"

13. Oh he's weird

"One last question, is there anymore merchandise from friskey business?"

"THE WHOLE BUILDING COULD GO CAMPING. Think on this."

14.Lloyd's a full on hoarder

"Condo 536 has a curse within its halls."

"It's not haunted."

"I think it probably is."

"Yeah it's haunted."

"All I'm saying is that someone, other than me, should go check on lassie to make sure the condo hasn't taken him."

15. Building's drive people crazy. Like lassie, because he's wearing an eyeglass.

"Wowser. Swan drive out of bedroom window. I've always wanted to try that."

"This guy's a serious clepto. I think he has one of Amy's paychecks."

"Why do I have to go to Lassie's?"

"You'd rather look for Lloyd in some small dark corner?"

"I'm going to Lassies."

16. Oh no. He looks like a crazed axe murderer living in the woods.

17. RUN GUS RUN!

"You're not leaving! You're just making footstep sounds!"

"This door's really solid."

"I think it's Oak."

18. Gus screams like a girl. A very scared, little girl

19. HOLY FREAKING CRAP THAT'S LLOYD

"If you could think of one thing in the world that would make you happy right now, what would it be?"

"I wouldn't say no to a sloppy joe."

"Sorry I tried to kill you with my sword Guster."

20. Dang it I liked her. She was cute

"So you killed him. And somehow figured out how to stuff him into the worlds largest industrial dryer."

"And put him on a looooong cycle."

"She's got the crazy coursing through her legs!"

"stop! STOP! We're wildly out of shape!"

"No, HE'S out of shape! The air's to thin for me up here!"

21. She's gonna jump. How much you wanna bet?

"There's too many floors. Toooo many floors!"

"Gus that was money!"

"you climbed Kilimanjaro?"

"Gus don't make up words."

"I gambled and went with the pickle."

"Jackpot."

"He's the type of guy I'd want my daughter to bring home. Provided he was mostly black, and god fearing, and she wasn't my daughter."

xoxo

Cravings

I've been consciously making a list in my head of things I need to buy for this Spring/Summer season. Mainly because every day when I get up I look at my closet, I moan when I see my clothes, and then pull on my yoga pants for the rest of the week. IT NEEDS TO STOP.

srsly guys, I look like a bum almost aaalll the time. I want to look cute! 

So here is my list: 

Mint Green pants. I saw a girl wearing these in school today, and in real life they're a mintier green. It was love at first sight - I just kept on thinking how much I wanted those jeans. And although envy is one of the 7 deadly sins (I think), I couldn't help myself. 

White cropped jeans. Mainly because I have this dream of looking like Divya from Royal Pains every single day this summer:

I mean, need I say more?

These neon coral vans felt just so, spring to me. I love the color, and vans are super comfortable. 

Cropped jeans, none of this short shorts stuff. Nuh uh, no way pal. I feel like I'd get extremely cold all the time, and my leg fat would jiggle when I walk. 

And if they were possible to find, I'd post a picture of cacky capris. Because I also want a pair of those. 

Feel free to donate to the Cute Clothes fund, all proceeds go directly to me and my shopping whims. 

xoxo

ps. What are some clothing items you're craving?