{Sean and the Real Girl}

This episode was a good one :)

GO WATCH IT!

1. Tod is NOT ok

"How desperate are you to make something out of nothing?"

"Pretty desperate."

"Punk my Mom. So you think you can think you can dance. Don't touch that, it's infected. These are the greatest shows of all time."

"I need to touch, see, feel... pitch."

"Man the Japenese ruin everything!"

2. THEY ARE GOING UNDERCOVER

"Dr. Sean Woolmack, and Burton Gooster!"

"I'm a heart surgeon, sometimes brain."

"I birthed this show! This came from my loins!"

3. This is going to be awkward

"I've been studying reality TV all my life."

"Yeah kids bug me, I find them disgusting, they have sticky fingers, and high pitched voices."

"If I don't get a heart necklace because of that dude, I'm unleashing the guns. Venorico and Paypay, BOOM BOOM"

"I think I might love her. Or something."

4. Suspecto Numero uno. NEWSFLASH: YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH

"Don't worry Sean, the jackle is here."

"Jackle down! Jackle down! Are you ok Jackle?"

5. PLEASE do that face again

"You kiss her you die."

"Duly noted."

"Think about it! Don't do it! Think about it!"

6. That guy is super weird and he just smashed a bowl into his head.

7. It's the half naked dude!

8. Ok just kidding I changed my mind, it's the other dude.

"sidenote: Human love isn't found on TV."

"YOUR BACK IS GONNA STICK TO THE LEATHER SEATS OF THAT LUXURY SEDAN!"

9. That was cold Jules.

"This is a taco, burrito conversation. Natcho's."

10. This is a cut-in problem

"Oh man you don't know WHAT stupid is!"

"I apologize for Gus's behavior, it's juvenile and not at all attractive."

"I will punch you Sean."

"I was busy saving Danny's life."

11. I can't believe Gus pulled the kid line. Oh my gosh, you are not allowed to cry!

"If someone removed footage, where would it go?"

"Outerspace I believe."

"Sean, I don't know about you! But the last time I checked, I wasn't faster than a plane!!"

12. Sean doesn't know how to speak.

"We're bachelors, it doesn't mean we're living alone!"

13. JULES YOU DID NOT DO THAT! not ok.

This is why I have no life.

TV is an addiction. I swear, someday I'm gonna wake up on the couch and realize I'm an old fat person who has nothing to do in life but watch TV, while my cats roam around and poo on my things that are piled to the ceiling, because I'll also be a hoarder.

Or something like that.

But seriously guys, I'm addicted. It's bad. 

Here are the shows I'm watching, don't watch if you ever want to have a life.

White Collar is the literal worst. Every time I watch it I basically end up miserable because it's a beautiful show and sad things happen a lot. Plus Niel Caffrey is tooo gorgeous to be real. I mean, can you SEE his blue eyes? (cue angel singing)

psych. I mean, we already know I'm crazily obsessed with Sean and Gus. So I feel like I don't need to expand on this. Except for one thing, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease watch it. Please please please. 

Ok so basically anything from USA network is amazing and you must watch it to fufill your life. Royal Pains is not like other medical shows: 1) they always look cute/handsome 2) They live in a freakin mansion 3) that rhymed. awesome. 4) It's based a lot on family, Evan and Hank are brothers who are in business together 5) They live in the Hamptons 6) They cater to rich people, who are really funny and cool

So watch it.

Bones is one of those shows that's really disgusting, but you watch it anyways because you love the characters. Honest to goodness, I wish I knew these people in real life.

This show makes me laugh out loud every 5 minutes. The recent episodes have been a little too scandalous for me, but the first couple of episodes were downright hilarious - so I'm hoping for the best.

Also, who DOESN'T love Zooey Deschanel?

I'm not gonna lie, Mormons who watch this show literally die. There are tooo many gospel connections to be made, but don't worry if you're not mormon. Only a mormon would make these connections - and believe me some of these are far fetched. Plus it's a story about fairy tales, and who doesn't love fairy tales?

I love this show because the main two characters, Castle and Beckett are meant for each other. And I'm just WAITING for it to happen. Also, it's impossibly funny and incredibly thrilling.

I watch these partly because it's MIND BLOWING, but mainly because she always has the craziest shoes. Also, she's cheeky and I like it.

I love this show. Don't judge. I just do.

I love this show because it is amazing. Mary (above) is always sarcastic, and Marshall (her partner) is the kind of person who would make a good dog.

You would probably only like this if you're into historical fiction, which I am. I'm drooling over this series, it's fabulous! 

xoxo

ps - what shows are you addicted to?

{Heeeeere's Lassie}

Ok here's the problem: I don't get USA network on my tv (boooo!)

And Hulu doesn't post episodes the week after they happen. More like a month after they happen (double boooo!)

So I've been deprived of basically my favorite thing in the world: Psych.

Don't worry, I'm working on it.

"You remember when I spent all that dough on the weekend retreat?"

"It was my dough of course I remember!"

"Most secure place ever.... a thunder cat."

1. Oh that would happen

"Hey Carlton... Ok I'm at the PSYCH office I'll be there in 10 minutes.... Well I think they're gonna follow me no matter what."

"Kept a tidy living space, I accept that."

2. What is wrong with his face?

"The hanging dude, hung himself."

"That doesn't really strike me as a billable observation."

3. Ew he's going to buy the dead guys house.

"I have just bought a new condo of myself and my girlfriend Marlo, who's getting out of prison in 3 weeks."

"Back-braces are recommended not required."

4. Prediction: Spencer's going to propose

"Cosy, but with a heavy dose of man. I like it."

"Oh! Get OUT of this condo!"

5. I love her. She's perfect. 

"You're kinda super awesome."

"Thanks for noticing."

6. Holy crap the place is haunted! I'm scared!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

"Dead hookers."

"Robot cockroaches?"

7. I LOVE GUS'S FACE. And not just now, but aaalll the time.

"If anyone inquires, you're here for a sleepover."

"I feel a whole lot better having a big strong man on the beat."

"who you gonna call?"

8. GHOST BUSTERS

"It's a hallway not a nightclub! Jerks!"

"Yes!? Can we" "help you?"

Together: "Good day."

"That'll be a thousand dollars."

"I think this a case of your imagination getting the best of you. It happens to be and Gus every 7 days."

9. Muttering to each other in a way that is not understandable. solid.

"Gus, gimme your face."

"Get it girl get it."

10. OK THAT GIRL IS CREEPY

11. New prediction, it's his girlfriend

12. Uh, where'd she go? WHY DOES HE HAVE A WEIRDY BEARDY?

"Why did you send us a 9-11 test when we were upstairs?"

"It was a 7-11 test"

"that might be the most pragmatic idea you've ever had"

13. Oh he's weird

"One last question, is there anymore merchandise from friskey business?"

"THE WHOLE BUILDING COULD GO CAMPING. Think on this."

14.Lloyd's a full on hoarder

"Condo 536 has a curse within its halls."

"It's not haunted."

"I think it probably is."

"Yeah it's haunted."

"All I'm saying is that someone, other than me, should go check on lassie to make sure the condo hasn't taken him."

15. Building's drive people crazy. Like lassie, because he's wearing an eyeglass.

"Wowser. Swan drive out of bedroom window. I've always wanted to try that."

"This guy's a serious clepto. I think he has one of Amy's paychecks."

"Why do I have to go to Lassie's?"

"You'd rather look for Lloyd in some small dark corner?"

"I'm going to Lassies."

16. Oh no. He looks like a crazed axe murderer living in the woods.

17. RUN GUS RUN!

"You're not leaving! You're just making footstep sounds!"

"This door's really solid."

"I think it's Oak."

18. Gus screams like a girl. A very scared, little girl

19. HOLY FREAKING CRAP THAT'S LLOYD

"If you could think of one thing in the world that would make you happy right now, what would it be?"

"I wouldn't say no to a sloppy joe."

"Sorry I tried to kill you with my sword Guster."

20. Dang it I liked her. She was cute

"So you killed him. And somehow figured out how to stuff him into the worlds largest industrial dryer."

"And put him on a looooong cycle."

"She's got the crazy coursing through her legs!"

"stop! STOP! We're wildly out of shape!"

"No, HE'S out of shape! The air's to thin for me up here!"

21. She's gonna jump. How much you wanna bet?

"There's too many floors. Toooo many floors!"

"Gus that was money!"

"you climbed Kilimanjaro?"

"Gus don't make up words."

"I gambled and went with the pickle."

"Jackpot."

"He's the type of guy I'd want my daughter to bring home. Provided he was mostly black, and god fearing, and she wasn't my daughter."

xoxo

{Indiana Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy, Rusty Old Dagger}

IT'S BACK. Need I say more? My favorite show of all time, the one I can't live without and always makes me happy, Psych.

"Lizardy, you were found in the yard on a really great day. You came to this house as my prisoner, but you left as my friend."

1. Sean doesn't deal so well with death

"You take a trip with the intention of proposing and don't tell me? Your oldest and blackest friend?"

"It's my emergency ring. In case the perfect proposal moment presents itself!"

"Just know, in case I ever do really propose, I want you on one side, Jules on the other, just as a killer whale leaps in the air for a macral."

2. Ouch, no fist bump

3. Ohhh nice face

"Buton Gaster, then Brutal Hustler!"

"I'll remind you, I've had 11 kung fu lessons!!"

"I know what I did was just incredibly cool, but I felt the need to point that out, I'm off the market."

"I think what this woman is trying to say here Gus, is that you can suck it."

"Excuse us while our lives end"

"I... don't... remember what she looked like."

4. Who buys a GPS watch? too hollywood

"Dude, if you suggest Batman one more time, I will pull out your eardrums."

5. Gus is NOT happy

"Could you put a value on your own father!?"

"387,000"

"Oh please Braxton"

6. oh yeah Gus hates him

"You're just jealous cause there's no black dudes in Raiders."

7. Oh Gus. Careful Gus

"Players don't hike."

"Man you don't know what players do"

"No, you got played. I had my suspicions all along."

"I think you mean dragon."

"Noooo I mean dagger."

"The mailbox on my player phone is full right now. If I had my player phone, it'd be blowin up right now!"

"It's a tiny rope Sean! Do I look like I have children's hands?"

8. Oh they're hopeless

9.  He's sooooo not dead

"Lassiter please, pretend you're a person."

"What are you my boss?"

"I'm your conscience."

"too stinky Sean, get to writing."

"Cause of death Diabetes. I'm kidding he exploded."

"The only thing that's gonna hurt, is your pride."

"Please, help me with my pants for I can no longer control my bowels."

10. I LOVE GUS'S FACES!

"You had that in your pants?"

"I will slug you in the face cartilage Sean."

"That's your problem Gus, you brought a funeral program to a knife fight."

"You wanna bumble with the bee huh?"

11. Gus has got some serious moves!

"No food, drinks, smoking, flash pictures, offensive clothes, tattoos with wolves, exposed liposection scars, hair extensions, loud noises, surprising gestures, bodily. fluids."

"uh uh, what are uh, pillows?"

"you stabbed everything in this mans house."

"This is a trap Sean. You push the wrong thing, and a giant rock comes rushing through here."

"Don't you just hate people who kill you?"

12. Seans's right. Desperaux is fricken cool

"It's a genie!"

"Gus, don't be ridiculous, genie's come in lamps."

13. Awkward tap

14. Oh Sean. Don't cry! I'll hug you

"His dogs name was Tartoof?"

"Probably."

"It's crappy."

"You're crappy."

15. Wow Sean that's deep

"You're just plain crapola."

16. Ok we all knew that was gonna happen. But I still liked it :)

xoxo

{Neil Simon's Lovers Retreat}

1. For a second I thought that was Sean and Juliette! I kinda freaked out.

"Make sure you water my plants thrice daily, but don't talk to them , because once you do they never stop, especially Jim." "Jim is the Ficus?"

"Come on son!"

"read my mind!" "I can't do that" "yes you can" "fine.... waffles!"

2. This is gonna be a disaster

3. Poor gus... shopping alone :(

4. Gus is gonna kill him.

5. ruh roh. The badguys are back

6. Why barbie??

"It's called being an adult. You should try it some time." "I'm wearing a mans robe."

7. Those girls just walked in with BYU shirts! I <3 BYU

8. This competition is awkward

9. That's the guy!!

"I wish someone had told me a long time ago that being an adult was about hanging out with cool people and making fun of other people."

"I admit that I was seduced by delicious flavor!"

"You're acting like a child Sean!"

"I'M NOT ACTING!"

"I've never seen a girl eat like that, except in caveman drawings..."

10. I hate the way she laughs.

"Explains your face." "Is it obvious?" "It looks like spam."

11. Why did he close his eyes when he said that?

"And every bite of delicious lobster was a buttery reminder of your face."

"Clive and Barbie are cold blooded murderers who lie and make tennis dates they have no intention of keeping."

12. Mind reading? yes. But no.

"How many ways can we think of to kill ourselves?"

"You never, NEVER tell a crazy woman where you are." "She's not crazy!" "Yes she is."

"Piracy makes me sick!"

"You guys are horrible people, but your so cool!"

"I hate my family.... I don't have a son and if I did I'd hate him too."

13. I didn't see that one coming. I thought he was the nice guy!

"Worst gentlemen's weekend ever."

"People are never what they seem to be. Except on reality TV"

"I think after this weekend, I can go without seeing you guys for a while."

"It's much hotter than I was anticipating.." "It's jalapeno cheddar!"

"Spencer get your head in the game, I'm gonna kill you!"

14. Lassie is enjoying this waaaay too much.

"What do you think, I'm a gymnast?"

"Do you wanna see how long it takes for this grape to hit the ground?" "Yes, I really do!"

"Sorry Phillipe"

"tag team champions."

15. THAT'S WHY HE WAS FREAKING OUT OVER THE NINTENDO SO MUCH!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA DIEEE!!!

{The Tao of Gus}

All warm and cozy? 

Good! Get ready for yet another fantastical episode of Psych!

"Serious business? You're going to the opening of a new cupcake store."

"Bring me back a red velvet."

1. Will Gus ever realize he never actually GETS the girl?

"A crime in progress, she's stealing my heart. But I'm not pressing charges."

2. I actually like his cheesy pickup lines. Don't judge.

"That's the weirdest flirting I've ever heard."

3. Gus always picks the crazy ones.

"Whatdoya say we hit the lactose intolerant museum?"

"First of all, do not try to put me in a box. I'm a complicated man who likes complicated women, and brazilians. Secondly, I've seen you take a case based on a cat." "It was suspicious meowing."

"And don't think I didn't see Gus doing that thing with his lip, I really hope this isn't you being some elaborate wing-man."

"I hope nothing terrible happens to us."

4. That was inevitable. But I'm glad Juliet didn't get shot. She's too pretty.

5. This is getting creepy.

"We have a children, of the corn situation happening here."

"Fine, they'll die happy!"

"I'm Burton Guster. I'm just a man. A man who cares."

6. Why is she stroking him? Awk.

"I'm afraid I can't abide by those stifling restrictions."

7. Its a cult. Oh gosh.

"We're so far off the grid, I actually think we're back ON the grid."

8. Gus is lonely :(

9. The plot thickens.

"I don't love you." "Sweet."

"Dude, this is like footloose!"

10. Gus is playing dead! Haha :)

"You listen to me you little snoot, we're trying to help....!"

11. I don't like Internal Affairs

"I'm washing my bloomers. Well, truth be told, their community bloomers."

12. She's sooo creepy. And she has arm fat.

13. He's totally gonna get caught snooping

"Brother Gus, may I speak with you gently but sternly on the porch?"

"That kiss was not just between her and me, it was with everyone."

14. Gus has gone cult-o

"Short-cut the heck outa here!"

15. The plot thickens AGAIN!

16. I liked that puddle plowing :)

"We are not hippies here, we enjoy the serenities of nature."

17. Love circle!

"love love love love love love love..!"

"Eli, I'm gonna need to interrogate your entire herd of weirdos."

"Dare I even ask what you call this flowery gathering of nonsense?"

"The barn of truth."

"Keep it loose, speak freely, get it all out into the open."

"The gord of transparency please!"

"We have a history... he washed my bloomers."

18. Yeah she's a psycho with crazy arm fat.

19. Confusion confusion!

"Maybe when we get two gords we can solve that."

"Where's Jeff's hut?"

"You got a problem with us searching your hovel?"

20. Dead body! And slightly anti climactic. 

"You're so very close to me..."

"I'm a slave to love Jack, and Fashion."

21. Why does he take off his shoe?

22. She just brought him down.

"Are you eve gonna let me forget this?" "No I'm not."